Archive for the ‘Sketches’ Category

Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas!

Posted: December 22, 2010 by malonedies in Sketches

This year, give that special someone the gift she REALLY wants…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Truck-Stop Fuck

Posted: December 11, 2010 by malonedies in Sketches

Scrambles, you really are a sick fuck for creating this abhorrent picture. I can only imagine what other kinds of images weave their demented trails through the black forest that is your stream of consciousness…

Milk Bath

Posted: December 7, 2010 by malonedies in Sketches

 

The Strawberry Strudel (Updated, Again)

Posted: November 29, 2010 by Scrambles in Sketches, True Stories

Only a few moments ago we were told of devastating news.  Our close friend and personal confidant, Minty Timmons has passed.  I was told he was caught in the crossfire of a massive coke deal gone wrong in ———-.   According to eye-witnesses approximately,  “…14 machine gun bullets were fired directly into his face, and 8 into his crotch…”.  Apparently Timmons didn’t die and he was witnessed by Malonedies as he, “…withered around on the ground in gut wrenching pain for around 12 hours before a bus driver found his body.”

I commented on how I was disappointed that he had died a virgin.  However, Malonedies assured me he wasn’t, “While he was on the ground after being shot 22 times I buttfucked him and came on his mangled face…I call it a strawberry strudel.”

Re-creations of the scenes were made for court, we managed to get our hands on one of the pictures digitally enhanced to show Malonedies performing the strawberry strudel on Minty Timmons’ face.

UPDATE: THIS JUST IN!

We have acquired this post-mortem photograph of Minty Timmons from the morgue. His eyes are cloudy because the pressure that was released from his brain swelling outwards (from the gunshots) caused his retina to dissolve.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEW UPDATE: MT’s body has been incinerated at the Assumption Catholic Cremation Center in Mississuaga, Ontario. This final picture was snapped of his remains. RIP Minty Timmons

Oh Herro

Posted: November 28, 2010 by malonedies in Folded Brilliance, Sketches

This was produced on 11/27/2010, by Samsonite, Blanus, Malonedies, Scrambles, and, for once, a special female guest.

Happy Thanksgiving!

SNAKE IN THE GRASS!!!!

Posted: November 24, 2010 by malonedies in Sketches

What Droops Over the Stage after Play Rehearsal?

Posted: November 24, 2010 by malonedies in Sketches

Image Produced and © by: Scrambles, Blanus, Samsonite, and Malonedies

This is my poop.

Posted: November 23, 2010 by Scrambles in Sketches

Fruitbasket

Posted: November 23, 2010 by malonedies in Sketches

Fruitbasket (n): The act — typically performed by a male — of bending over, tucking the genitalia between the legs, and squeezing the legs so the genitalia protrude from beneath the buttocks, usually with one testicle on top of the other (the penis-head resembling a mini-apple and the nuts resembling rather hairy kiwi fruits).

Example: “My bro Giorgio was bitching at me for drinking the last Miller High Life, so when he came back from the refrigerator, I had a fruit basket waiting for him!”

(Oxford English Dictionary, 22nd Edition. ©2005)