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Music To My Ears!

Posted: December 16, 2010 by sams0nite in Infamous Texts

A few of my close friends were presented with the ultimate opportunity to go see Sammy Adams (Boston’s Boy) in concert. Little did they know they would be meeting one of the most down to earth, level headed, influential artists of the 21st century.

Upon arriving to the concert they were immediately engulfed in a see of teenage boys (my friends are 23). With their VIP passes they were soon admitted to the bar section of the auditorium, they were the only ones allowed to drink. Later that night, they were lucky enough to meet and actually hang out with Mr. Sammy.

As his posse eagerly awaited his arrival they began smoking the herb and further intoxicating themselves with alcoholic beverages. Upon his entrance to the building he snapped his fingers and his minions went to work, blasting Sammy Adams – I Hate College, lifting him above their shoulders, feeding him grapes and catering to his every move.

Oh and the concert was in NYC…thought that was ironic.

As you can tell, the below conversation was sparked by a fantastic experience with a truly talented artist.

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The ‘Game’: Where It All Started

Posted: November 1, 2010 by sams0nite in Folded Brilliance

How it works: The ‘game’, which led to the origination of this blog, you can see nicely executed on a piece of notebook paper below, is a multiplayer game where participants write whatever they want based on what the person before them wrote. What’s the catch you ask? the piece of paper is folded so that the next person can only see what the individual before them wrote. For example, if you’re writing fourth you can only see what the person in the third position wrote. The goal is to have a group of people blindly write a cohesive story that starts with a beginning, transfers to a middle and seemless leads to a well thought out cohesive ending. This is the first of many to hit the blog, enjoy!

Scrambles: Mark ____ walked through the door after a rough game of tummy sticks and said…fuck tummy’s and especially fuck sticks, except fish sticks.

Samsonite: Fish dicks? I love them in and around my mouth. Sucking off John Mayer in Fairfield? or maybe eating out Gabi ____’s snatch? It’s all just so tasteful.

Malonedies: Either way I’d like to eat out someone’s GOOTCH for Christ’s sake. Maybe I could give Billy Mays a juicy rim job and then do a line of coke off his cock…

Anonymous: But instead he just laid Mays’ nut sack on the coffee table and slap-chopped the shit out of those bad boys. It was a jizz bath…

Anonymous: as I unloaded my white-semen-fountain all over Mike ____’s sexy brown beard… He licked his lips and smiled and pulled out his…

Anonymous: dick so he could return the favor and busted all over my chest like a 10-year old boy masturbating for the first time!

Malonedies Turns 24!

Posted: October 24, 2010 by sams0nite in Infamous Texts

Scrambles and I had a great idea…

Scrambles 11:55 AM – It’s Malonedies birthday today im gonna make a huge cake for him that you’re gonna get into and jump out of naked…

Creative ? YES, a good idea? CERTAINLY, realistic ABSOLUTELY, were we going to do it? DEFINITELY – at least we thought.

Here’s a Taste of What’s to Cum

Posted: October 15, 2010 by sams0nite in Sketches

Here’s an example of a beautiful one off done by our co-creator Malonedies. Very simple and sleek, the way the sketch pulls the eye across the page creates a great head to toe/tail/fin or whatever that is, visual path. This is an original based on a pre 2005 style of sketching. The detail is immaculate, it’s amazing what one can do with the bare essentials, a pen and pad of paper. The detail and diversity are perfectly represented and the stroke type is flawless.   Simply breathtaking.

Sketch done by: Malonedies

Text Debut: Samsonite & Minty Timmons

Posted: October 14, 2010 by sams0nite in Infamous Texts

This is currently our soft launch of the blog, you could say version 1.0. I had this conversation last night and simply had to share it. Typically we’ll attempt to post in chronological order but for now, enjoy and expect way more from where this came from.

Conversation between Minty Timmons (White) & Samsonite (Green):