Today’s recipe is all about cohesion. Making sure all ingredients meld together is essential for this dish:
You will need:
-2 gallons of ice cream
-a friend with a mallet
1. Place 1 banana on a table standing upright.
2. Eat 2 gallons of ice cream in under an hour.
3. Wait 15 minutes.
4. Step up on the table and place your buttocks upon the banana.
5. While on the table, asshole-hovering-over-banana, have your mallet wielding associate slam you on the head. This should simultaneously force the banana upwards into your rectum and push the fudge ice cream squirts out.