Due to the fact that half of Westport now knows about this blog (as a result of a certain two or three people), the administrators have decided to make it private for the time being, at least until those responsible are detained, converted into gimps, and kept in cages for an indefinite period of time.
For now, have a little nibble of this text-message exchange between Blanus and yours truly:
Blanus (8:14 pm): What you doing?
Malonedies: Just eating pork, drinking a pork-shake and thinking about porking. You up to anything?
Blanus: Oh hot, I’m doing the same thing but with venison.