My Christmas List for Santa

Posted: December 1, 2010 by malonedies in Uncategorized

Dear Santa,

First off, I have to admit it: this year, I’ve been a bad boy. I’m talking reeeeeal naughty. That’s why for Christmas, I think I deserve this gimp horse suit. It is made of latex and has a 1 year limited warranty.

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Comments
  1. malonedies says:

    Via text message from A. Bronzestein 12/6/2010: “I was thinking about wearing the hooves with like an olive sport coat and slacks from Banana Republic.”

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