Fruitbasket

Posted: November 23, 2010 by malonedies in Sketches

Fruitbasket (n): The act — typically performed by a male — of bending over, tucking the genitalia between the legs, and squeezing the legs so the genitalia protrude from beneath the buttocks, usually with one testicle on top of the other (the penis-head resembling a mini-apple and the nuts resembling rather hairy kiwi fruits).

Example: “My bro Giorgio was bitching at me for drinking the last Miller High Life, so when he came back from the refrigerator, I had a fruit basket waiting for him!”

(Oxford English Dictionary, 22nd Edition. ©2005)

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